Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-10-04 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

yster · 10-12-2004, 06:30 PM

Second-to-last post of "Fuzzy Memories"

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I remember the first time I ever went to the museum and saw the mummy. At first I was scared of it. So, to get over my fear, I started pointing at the mummy and doing a funny little dance. But then I couldn't stop doing the dance. Something made me dance faster and faster and finally I fell on the floor. Even then I couldn't stop doing the dance. I flailed about helplessly, yelling some weird Egyptian words! Then I think I passed out, from hitting my head on the marble floor.
Now, I'm happy to say, I'm no longer afraid of the mummy, mainly because I don't go there anymore.

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Sometimes it's hard to tell if something is actually a memory, or you just dreamed it. So I asked my boss if I called him a lying, stinking thief, or I just dreamed it, and he said I just dreamed it. Whew, that was close.

10-12-2004, 06:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-10-04 Second-to-last post of "Fuzzy Memories" --- I remember the first time I ever went to the museum and saw the mummy. At first I was scared of it. So, to get over my fear, I started pointing at the mummy and doing a funny little dance. But then I couldn't stop doing the dance. Something made me dance faster and faster and finally I fell on the floor. Even then I couldn't stop doing the dance. I flailed about helplessly, yelling some weird Egyptian words! Then I think I passed out, from hitting my head on the marble floor. Now, I'm happy to say, I'm no longer afraid of the mummy, mainly because I don't go there anymore. --- Sometimes it's hard to tell if something is actually a memory, or you just dreamed it. So I asked my boss if I called him a lying, stinking thief, or I just dreamed it, and he said I just dreamed it. Whew, that was close.