Preggers
 

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat this time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Double Mint Twins are Coming," and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Slogan's Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling," and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident" ... I just lost it."

The Judge said, "CASE DISMISSED."

haha...quality

AHAHAhAH!!!

sooooo funny!!! :)

*ROFL* Excellent!!

woot man that was cool.. thanks

hehe, some of those signs are strange.

Lol!!

That's funny. She must have used one of the Firestone rubbers instead.

Heh, cute one. Thanks.

LOL good one!

ahaha... hilarious!

That's a scream.

Ohhh funny. I would have laughed too.. wait a minute, I did! Thanks dude

yeah, i'd have laughed too - that's just the type of shit that i find funny... then nobody knows why i'm laughing

Now that is funny! Laughed my ass off on that one!

Good one..v funny!

That's funny
LOL

funny :-)

but I bet Judge Judy would fuck this case up .. damn I hate that woman

That's great, I love it

LOL!!! :D I LOVE IT! That's hallarious!

How could anyone not laugh!

Thats good... Haven't seen it before. Funny stuff :)

hehe, nice stuff :)

:) thats good... i think i saw this before though.

that was great made me think of the whats ur penis named joke