witmol

So this guy is flying down the interstate, going way faster than he should be, and consequently he gets pulled over by the state police.
When the officer comes up to the window, the man says, “Before you say anything, I should probably tell you that this car is stolen, I have an unregistered handgun in the glove compartment, and there is a dead body in the trunk.”

The officer, in absolute shock, calls for backup and within minutes the road is blocked off and there are cops all around. They search the car and find none of the things he said to be true.

After investigating, the sergeant approaches the driver and says, “I don’t understand. I spoke with the officer who pulled you over, and he said you told him there was a gun in the glovebox, a body in the trunk, and that the car was stolen. What’s the deal here?”

The man stands there dumbfounded, then says, “I bet he told you I was speeding, too, huh?”

PayUp

Thats funny shit. Wouldnt try that one myself.

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Seething

Ballsy. I like it!

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carrot glace

ive heard that one somewhere before, although i cant remember where

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mordret

oldie, but excellent one... 4 stars !

Blackthorn

Nice redirect....

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