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mike2360 04-19-2003 09:04 PM

Airlines
 
The airline company was disturbed over a high percentage of accidents and decided to eliminate human errors by building a completely mechanical plane.

"Ladies and gentlemen," came a voice over a loudspeaker on the plane's maiden voyage, "it may interest you to know that you are now traveling in the world's first completely automated plane. Now just sit back and relax because nothing can possibly go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong..."

MexicanOnABike 04-19-2003 09:08 PM

hehe..

GremlinDelirium 04-22-2003 02:01 PM

Well at least you can't physically KILL the pilot... The pilot probably wont work to begin with... stupid programmers... :) hey, thats me!!!

Bonesaw 04-22-2003 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GremlinDelirium
Well at least you can't physically KILL the pilot... The pilot probably wont work to begin with... stupid programmers... :) hey, thats me!!!
silly dilly....hehehehehe


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