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zalda · 10-10-2004, 08:32 AM

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs to learn about thoroughbred horses and the racing industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one while they were holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was Unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the Teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh!"

witmol · 10-10-2004, 03:13 PM

Haha, that made me chuckle. Good joke.

Paradise Lost · 10-10-2004, 03:20 PM

Kinda lame, but actually kind of funny at the same time... shrugs... I'm usually above your
college-humor potty jokes...

10-10-2004, 08:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
zalda Upright Location: Ellwood City, Pa	Field trip A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs to learn about thoroughbred horses and the racing industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one while they were holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was Unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the Teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade." "No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh!"

10-10-2004, 03:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
witmol Upright Location: communist valley	Haha, that made me chuckle. Good joke.

10-10-2004, 03:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Kinda lame, but actually kind of funny at the same time... shrugs... I'm usually above your college-humor potty jokes...