Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-01-04 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

yster · 10-01-2004, 07:08 AM

More from "Fuzzy Memories"

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My parents used to abandon me a lot as a child. In the morning, they'd take me to my school and then abandon me there, until school got out. Then at night, after they tucked me in bed, they'd abandon me and go to sleep in their own bedroom. Sometimes they'd let me sleep with them in their room, but if I started playing my guitar they'd take me back to my bedroom and abandon me again.
Once, they abandoned me for a whole week, at my grandparents' house.

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I don't remember much at all from when I was born, except for the bright lights and being held upside down and slapped hard on my bottom. Also, I remember thinking the doctor had a funny mustache, and when I grew up I would never have a mustache like that.

10-01-2004, 07:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-01-04 More from "Fuzzy Memories" --- My parents used to abandon me a lot as a child. In the morning, they'd take me to my school and then abandon me there, until school got out. Then at night, after they tucked me in bed, they'd abandon me and go to sleep in their own bedroom. Sometimes they'd let me sleep with them in their room, but if I started playing my guitar they'd take me back to my bedroom and abandon me again. Once, they abandoned me for a whole week, at my grandparents' house. --- I don't remember much at all from when I was born, except for the bright lights and being held upside down and slapped hard on my bottom. Also, I remember thinking the doctor had a funny mustache, and when I grew up I would never have a mustache like that.