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Old 05-16-2003, 12:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What would happen if your dog was named....

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was 'Mypenis'?

Mypenis ate my homework.

Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

I love giving Mypenis a bath.

Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

Help! I can't find Mypenis!

Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.

Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.

When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...
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Old 05-16-2003, 01:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn, Mypenis got bitten by a rattlesnake and died. Had to bury Mypenis..


How sad.....
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Old 05-16-2003, 03:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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er, actually there used to be a guy i knew whos name was spellt "Myurin". Even the teachers made fun of him =)
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah who names thier dog mypenis? But funny tall the same.
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Old 05-18-2003, 05:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hehe Mypenis.... what if your dog was named Stains?


Come Stains!

yeah i know... there was a song about it so hush.
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