My hobbies what about yours?...
 

My hobbies include writing really long and boring that sentence that make people scroll down on the stupid window just to see what i write, i also have the hobby of hating pople whoo mispell things, i hate it when people cut you off so i hit them with my car, damn pedestrians the light is red, oh and jesus told me to tell you to kill yourself he said god told him to tell me to tell you. i almost forgot yea i remember now you suck. yes i was talking to you with the face, the face with a mouth, stop acting like you don't know who you are. I also enjoy very much talking to people, or rather writing their name down on my "list" and then meeting them in the order in which i have written their name. Every year the lists gets shorter. if you think that was real then you're an idiot and if you didn't think that the last sentence was real then you just made my "list", i'll be talking to you soon. Oh.... and in general my hobby is calling people really stupid. How do i know you might ask ( if you didn't ask you are stupid)? Well ... your mom told me last night, yes, your mom. and if you're wondering why that last sentence didn't end with an exclamation point you're stupid. Those are my major hobbies... what about yours?

WTF? Are you ok?

I need some newb cleanser, STAT!

just joking
 

i am not actually being serious i just wanted to post this because of two reasons first some people might think its funny obviously no you two second there is a word limit on how long your away message can be... any way to answer you're question yes i am doing fine and totally ok except for this gunshot wound i am A OK.

crack we all need something i need a bath sometimes we don't get what we want!!

Do you know some jokes?

You really need to increase your medication a little. lol

no and yes

wait actuall yes and yes ...there are three rules to life
first don't believe anything anyone tells you
Second, Disregard the first rule
and finally don't laugh at youreself if you fall down "if you laugh at yourself when you fall down, people will think you are drunk"- Conan O'brien at Harvard Graduation
* side note this requires an IQ to understand

Actually this is quite understandable without an iq. However, quite is not as understandable without an iq.

all hail to our troops man im with you

awesome...

I farted in english class once.

now THIS made me laugh

why did the cookie go to the hospital?

because he felt crummy
:D

yeah, and clowns taste funny