Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-30-04 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

yster · 09-30-2004, 05:48 AM

More "Fuzzy Memories" from Jack's childhood

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Aunt Lucy always used to win first prize at the county fair for her apple pie. It wasn't a real county fair--that's just what they called it at the mental home where she lived. And it wasn't a real apple pie either. Usually it was a ball of dough with tongue depressors and pieces of gum sticking out of it.
Still, she won.

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Maybe it's my imagination, but food seemed to taste better when I was a kid. Also, food would sing and dance and play musical instruments. But that could also have been my imagination.

WarriorBuddha · 09-30-2004, 10:09 AM

Jack Handey is the man. Thanks for the quotes.

09-30-2004, 05:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-30-04 More "Fuzzy Memories" from Jack's childhood --- Aunt Lucy always used to win first prize at the county fair for her apple pie. It wasn't a real county fair--that's just what they called it at the mental home where she lived. And it wasn't a real apple pie either. Usually it was a ball of dough with tongue depressors and pieces of gum sticking out of it. Still, she won. --- Maybe it's my imagination, but food seemed to taste better when I was a kid. Also, food would sing and dance and play musical instruments. But that could also have been my imagination.

09-30-2004, 10:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	Jack Handey is the man. Thanks for the quotes. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.