09-29-2004, 04:34 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-27-04
More heartfelt "Fuzzy Memories"
3 short but great'uns! --- I used to think Mom's biscuits were special, because she said she put a secret ingredient in them. Years later I asked what the ingredient was, and she said it was "love." Right then I felt like the biggest sucker in the world. --- When I looked up at the scoreboard, there were fifteen seconds left. It seemed like plenty of time, but it wasn't. Before I could get to the restroom, I had wet my pants. --- I'll never forget the time Grandma tripped at the top of the stairs and fell all the way down and hit her head against the front door. We all laughed and laughed, until we realized, Hey, she's not joking! |
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