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Old 09-29-2004, 04:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-24-04

More "Fuzzy Memories"

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I'll never forget the time my friend Stew went skydiving. Boy, what a mistake that was! First of all, his parachute didn't open. Second, we didn't have the right address, so before we got there we got lost and went driving all around for almost an hour. And third, when we finally did get there, Stew tried to back out and we had to talk him into going.

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I don't think I received enough love when I was a child. And not just from my parents. From my other relatives, and my friends, and from strangers, and from all the creatures of the world, including bugs.
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