40 year old virgin?
 

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

“What happened?” she asks.

“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”

damn! kangaroo sex... could be wild!

moral of the story... be careful what you ask for!

I thought the moral was that Australians are crazy fuckers..

hehe go skippy !

...and I just watched Kangaroo Jack...that gives that movie a whole new thing.

I love it

I knew it!

personally, not to that extent. kangaroo sex is not my league, ill leave that for the Tasmanians. :D

good one

haha :)

That's pretty good.

HA HA

Heard this one before several times. Still funny though :p

Aah...first belly laugh of the day

hahaha I liked that one

hahahahahahahaha

yikes

LOL.... she better run while she still can :)

kinda sounds like rodeo sex...

get her from behind and say 'your sister was much better than this' and see how long you can hang on...

Yaahooooo for the roo.

nice joke
hahaha
still laughing...

damn he must be stong and quick..lol how did he catch a kangaroo

wait so is kangaroo sex fun because if so i live near the zoo and could always use some sexing

I imagine Paul Hogan when this joke is told. Is that a bad thing?

beastiality....Didn't see that one comming