Cuball

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says: "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

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Kadath

Nice. I actually saw the line "You're going to get hair on your muffin" before the rest of the joke (guess my eyes are just drawn to inuendo), then read the last line, then started at the top. It made the joke an interesting experience.

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Kyp

I guess maybe I'm a little bit more drawn to inuendo, I saw tits before anything else

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mjby2

I read it through. Nice.

BatmanMan

Sweet. I hope I never have a daughter

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zaiaz

Damn kids grow up so fast now-a-days.

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TerresqueÜ

HAhahah!!! Good joke! Dirty but good.

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krazykemist

Kids say the dardest things

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clifclav

hehehe. good one. thanks

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riptide4070

smart little girl...

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Midlandmadman

hahaha thats cute!

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crackpot

Good grief, the mouth on that girlie. Funny joke, thanks.

oblar

That was amusing keep those jokes coming!

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Atomic Pinkie

lol that was a good one, its interesting though, in some places that really happens.

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ratbastid

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father, and stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake as her father sits down.

The barber turns to her as he's about to start. He says, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your twinkie."

She says, "Yeah, and I'm gonna get tits too!"

sbscout

out of the mouths of babes....

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grumpyolddude

*spits beer through both nostrils*

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oblar

i heard this one with a muffin rather than a twinkie.

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LittleOralAnnie

I had gotten hair on my twinkie but I took care of that problem

jukaman

there must have been stunned silence afterwards

Brewmaniac

Same here! Funny either way. Thanks

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hawkeye

whoa. didn't expect that one...

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clifclav

groooaaann. but cute. thanks

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