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slimshaydee · 09-27-2004, 05:35 AM

You've probably heard this one before, but what the hell...

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A professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex".

When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone
just so. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure . . ."

And then he sat back down.

edmos1 · 09-27-2004, 08:48 AM

haha funny stuff

WarriorBuddha · 09-27-2004, 09:21 AM

That's beautiful. Thank you.

Delvid · 09-27-2004, 11:46 AM

Nothing like short and to the point.

carrot glace · 09-27-2004, 11:48 AM

"it gives me great pleasure" amen to that

slimshaydee · 09-27-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delvid

Nothing like short and to the point.

not always when it comes to sex though

09-27-2004, 05:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Sex Talk You've probably heard this one before, but what the hell... --------------------------------------------------------------- A professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex". When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure . . ." And then he sat back down.

09-27-2004, 09:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	That's beautiful. Thank you. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

09-27-2004, 11:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	"it gives me great pleasure" amen to that __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

09-27-2004, 08:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	haha funny stuff

09-27-2004, 11:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Nothing like short and to the point.