Pierre the fighter pilo
 

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
For a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and
love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss
me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a
little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts
pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks
the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white
wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whisper! s, Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it
In her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks
And dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws
Her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot!
If I go down, I go down in flames!" :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Hehehe, nice one!

aw, that's great! :-)

Very clever!

Not the smartest thing, but sure as hell funny. Great joke :)

I haven't heard that one for a while. Thanks for posting it. I love that one!!

That is the first time I have heard that one and it is a winner.

nice one! im burning for you, hehe

That one reminds me of this guy I worked with that lit his ex-wifes pubes on fire.

I'm trying to remember where I've heard that one before.

Oh well. It was funny.

He wasted all that Cognac, what a shmuck!

hehe lol. funny

Ha Ha Ha, I liked this one.