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Mantus · 09-20-2004, 11:06 AM

"What else can I do for you, sir?" asks the bellhop, trying to please a gentleman and a lady who just checked into their hotel room.
"Thank you, I don't need anything,” answers the man.
“May be your wife needs something?”
“Oh, good thinking! Bring me a post card, please”.

Stare At The Sun · 09-20-2004, 11:56 AM

Nice, gave me a laugh.

absorbentishe · 09-20-2004, 11:59 AM

Okay, good one. Had to re-read it, duh.

Delvid · 09-20-2004, 12:46 PM

Took me a minute but funny.

Seething · 09-20-2004, 02:43 PM

You probably need to reword it to have the full effect. It's funny, as long as you fix it.

Mantus · 09-20-2004, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seething

You probably need to reword it to have the full effect. It's funny, as long as you fix it.

Indeed, any suggestions? anyone?

carrot glace · 09-21-2004, 12:39 AM

a gentleman and a lady check in to a hotel together,
the bellhop sends up their luggage
"What else can I do for you, sir?" asks the bellhop
"Thank you, I don't need anything else” answers the man.
“Maybe your wife needs something?”
“Oh yeah i forgot, i was supposed to send her a post card”.

how about that?

feelgood · 09-21-2004, 05:53 AM

Don't change it! The best jokes are subtle, even though you had to think about it.

WarriorBuddha · 09-21-2004, 09:25 AM

I got it right away and I thought it was great. Don't worry about changing it. It's fine the way it is.

Bill O'Rights · 09-21-2004, 09:38 AM

I, also, had to think about it. Makes it all the funnier.

skills1 · 09-21-2004, 03:59 PM

The good jokes are the ones that hit you at the end

Gortexfogg · 09-22-2004, 05:19 AM

Hilarious!

dnd · 09-22-2004, 12:51 PM

haha thats good!

japhyryder · 09-22-2004, 12:53 PM

Thanks for the laugh

batm4n_23 · 09-26-2004, 07:47 PM

that is funny

Amarth · 09-26-2004, 07:54 PM

Warning to non-sober people out there... do not try to read this drunk. It doesn't make sense. I had to have a sober friend explain it to me. Wonder if I would've gotten it sober....

rider07 · 09-27-2004, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace

a gentleman and a lady check in to a hotel together,
the bellhop sends up their luggage
"What else can I do for you, sir?" asks the bellhop
"Thank you, I don't need anything else” answers the man.
“Maybe your wife needs something?”
“Oh yeah i forgot, i was supposed to send her a post card”.

how about that?

that helped lol pretty funny

09-20-2004, 11:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	A couple checks into a hotel room. "What else can I do for you, sir?" asks the bellhop, trying to please a gentleman and a lady who just checked into their hotel room. "Thank you, I don't need anything,” answers the man. “May be your wife needs something?” “Oh, good thinking! Bring me a post card, please”.

09-20-2004, 02:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Seething Insane	You probably need to reword it to have the full effect. It's funny, as long as you fix it. __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

09-21-2004, 12:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	a gentleman and a lady check in to a hotel together, the bellhop sends up their luggage "What else can I do for you, sir?" asks the bellhop "Thank you, I don't need anything else” answers the man. “Maybe your wife needs something?” “Oh yeah i forgot, i was supposed to send her a post card”. how about that? __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

09-21-2004, 05:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Don't change it! The best jokes are subtle, even though you had to think about it. __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

09-21-2004, 09:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	I got it right away and I thought it was great. Don't worry about changing it. It's fine the way it is. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

09-20-2004, 11:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Nice, gave me a laugh.

09-20-2004, 11:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Okay, good one. Had to re-read it, duh.

09-20-2004, 12:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Took me a minute but funny.

09-21-2004, 09:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	I, also, had to think about it. Makes it all the funnier. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

09-21-2004, 03:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
skills1 Tilted	The good jokes are the ones that hit you at the end

09-22-2004, 05:19 AM	#12 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

09-22-2004, 12:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	haha thats good! __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

09-22-2004, 12:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
japhyryder no one special Location: Charlotte, NC	Thanks for the laugh __________________ It's only entertainment, someone's sick idea of a joke.

09-26-2004, 07:47 PM	#15 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	that is funny

09-26-2004, 07:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	Warning to non-sober people out there... do not try to read this drunk. It doesn't make sense. I had to have a sober friend explain it to me. Wonder if I would've gotten it sober....