clifclav

Walking though the Olympic Village during the last olympics I overheard the following exchange:

Man 1 (To a man carrying a long pole): Are you a pole vaulter?

Man 2: No I'm German. But how did you know my name was Walter?



Please reserve your groans.

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zaiaz

Aack...That vas funny.

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Snakeyes

What did the german say after pushing his brother off a cliff?

Look ma, no Hans!

crackpot

Groaner, for sure. But I liked it!
And Snakeyes' addition too!

small one

Funny, funny, funny

Loki

rofl

i love this types of jokes.

Sfizzio

Hah that wasnt bad at all

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Eviltree

hehe, good stuff

Jeff

Ahh....certainly LOL worthy.

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mjby2

Total surprise - very good.

microdot

took me a second to get it, guess i need some more caffeine.

TerresqueÜ

Very corny, *groans*, I like it though.

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Brewmaniac

Great joke! Thanks

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opentocomments

lol thats a good one makes me think of that address where the germans say they will change over to english but by the end its a german english hybrid thingy

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The_Dude

that's a joke that you grin on the inside

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Force 10

ha ha he he

uffjohn

hahaha loved it, especially Snakeeyes' one

ratbastard

A CLASSIC...groaner but great

horatio

some pretty good rim shots here. tatatata-bap!

DEI37

That's pretty funny. Both of 'em!

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Theda

funny - i groaned - but still funny

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llama8

I've already told another 10 people I know and they find it equally as funny!

VirFighter

Roofles

Took me a minute but definitely a good corny one.

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