Joke of the Day - May 15 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-15-2003, 02:36 AM

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.

The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."

With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming.

The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.

The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."

krazykemist · 05-15-2003, 04:01 AM

HAHA! That's great. Gonna have to pass this one on later today.
Thanks Jadzia.

zaiaz · 05-15-2003, 06:08 AM

HeH HeH Heh....

clifclav · 05-15-2003, 10:20 AM

very cute. thanks

greenteaguy · 05-15-2003, 11:31 AM

hahaha! those crazy frenchies

izzzzy · 05-15-2003, 11:34 AM

very funny lol

small one · 05-16-2003, 12:38 AM

Not everybody hates the French. Personally, I don't Know anybody who LIKES them

Bobdoler · 05-16-2003, 08:43 AM

heh, thats a good one

Silverbrain · 05-16-2003, 09:56 AM

Any farkers here....i see the "and france surrenders" here!

Eviltree · 05-17-2003, 04:38 PM

poor france. heheh

Loki · 05-17-2003, 05:08 PM

bah, i dont know why people keep picking on the french. as a people they may be gits, but the few individual french that i know have been pretty fun to be around =)

05-15-2003, 02:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 15 Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie. The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."

05-15-2003, 04:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
krazykemist Psycho Location: New Orleans	HAHA! That's great. Gonna have to pass this one on later today. Thanks Jadzia. __________________ "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

05-15-2003, 06:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	HeH HeH Heh.... __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-15-2003, 10:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	very cute. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-16-2003, 08:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	heh, thats a good one __________________ woot

05-15-2003, 11:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
greenteaguy Upright	hahaha! those crazy frenchies

05-15-2003, 11:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
izzzzy Crazy Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE	very funny lol

05-16-2003, 12:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Not everybody hates the French. Personally, I don't Know anybody who LIKES them

05-16-2003, 09:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Any farkers here....i see the "and france surrenders" here! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

05-17-2003, 04:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	poor france. heheh

05-17-2003, 05:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	bah, i dont know why people keep picking on the french. as a people they may be gits, but the few individual french that i know have been pretty fun to be around =)