09-07-2004, 10:56 AM
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Old Folks
A little old man and a little old lady happen to sit near each other in the rocking chair section of the old folks home and the little old lady looks over and talks to the old man....She says "Guess how old I am?"....now the little old man is a cranky old fart..and answers "Leave me alone!"....this shocks the little old lady to silence...but about 15 minutes later says again..."come on...take a guess how old I am?"....the little old man is a little pissed off and says "Hay Lady, Just don't bother me!"...This shocks the lady again into silence...but this time, a 1/2 hour later she says again..."Come on, I'll bet you can't guess how old I am!.....to which the little old man replies "I'll bet I can!"
He tells the little old lady, "Stand up and face me.....Turn around, Pull up your skirt, pull down your panties and bend over!".....The little old lady does this.....after a few minutes of careful examination and a few carresses, the little old man says.....You are 83 years old!.......The little old lady stands up horrified, and says, I am exactly 83 years old......How could you Tell?...How did you Know?........To which the little old man replied.....Ah, Shucks Lady...You told me yesterday!....
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Horny guy. >.<
