foscon

A lady walks into a bank and ask's to see the president, she goes to the presidents office and tells him she has 20 thousand dollars she wanted to deposit, After hearing this the president of the bank gets up ask her if he could get her some coffee? or donuts? she says no but I will make a bet with you she said, The bank president listened, she sayed I'll bet you this 20 thousand dollars that your balls are square, the bank president laughed and said lady you've got to be kidding! She sayed no, that if he would take the bet she would be back at 10:00 in the morning with her lawyer as a wittness, the bank president thought well OK 20k is 20k so sure , so at ten she showed up with her lawyer the bank president laughing that she was still serious , the lady says ok to prove it drop his pants, the bank president drops his pants, the lady puts his balls in her hand and her lawyer starts to cry, the bank president says why is he crying? the lady says well I bet a 100 thousand dollars with him I could have the bank presidents balls in my hands by 10:00 this morning......

WarriorBuddha

Good one. I've heard some double cross betting jokes before, but not this one. Thanks.

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braindamage351

It was already on this board.

fugue_life

reminds me of the opening joke in Desperado just a different variation... still funny though

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Akira

Oh that was a good joke. The bank president gets of with 20k and she with 80k

Gortexfogg

Hilarious!