Bedroom problems
 

A couple had just finished having sex in their bed and after a few seconds of silence the woman rolled over and looked at the man. "You know what?" She said. The man looked at her and replied casually, "What?"

"You know I love you and all, but we've been sleeping together for months now and every time we have sex you get off way before I do. And well to tell you the true i'm tired of it. I want to get off too!" The man raised an eyebrow and stared at the woman long and hard.
At this the woman replied again, "Don't give me that 'I got mine, why didn't you get yours' crap, you said you were working on pleasing me and I'm not seeing any progress. Your just cumming to fast!!!"
Sighing the man replied, "Your right hon, but think of it this way. I'm like Jesus.... I may not come when you want me to, but I'm always right on time."

I don't get it. Jesus is noted for punctuality?
Premature ejaculation is "on time"?

Lost me on that one, Dark.

Lucy you got some splaining to do...

*shrugs* I don't really get it either but a friend kept saying it was hilarious. He was laughing the whole time he told it to me, so I posted it to see if anyone else thought it was funny or if I was the only one that didn't get it... Maybe I just told it wrong....

maybe this pic will make up for the joke

http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/images/dildo.jpg

What am I missing here?

the joke - eehhhhh. the cartoon - bwwwaaaaahhhh

Ah, recreational drugs. Now I see.

You've got to know the bible a little bit to understand.

Well if you got this joke, share the knowledge with the rest of us man! Don't keep us in suspense.

Hmm... I have to say that on most occasions religious icons and premature ejaculation humor don't really mix.

00ps

Didn't get the joke but the cartoon is great

i like the cartoon too :D

*sighs*
Won't this thread die already....

Nope!

-Mikey

ok...

bump the lame joke to the top............ hehehe good cartoon!!!

I get it! Holy rollers think that just because Jesus had a premature ejaculation problem, then we should have one too!:hmm:

lol i like the little picture better :)

http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/images/dildo.jpg