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GoldenOuroboros · 06-06-2003, 11:26 PM

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is
in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss me!"

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it
on her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

Our 'hero' stands and says definitely, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!
If I go down, I go down in flames!"

bravo49 · 06-07-2003, 06:22 AM

great

opentocomments · 06-07-2003, 07:35 AM

Golden Olden

TerresqueÜ · 06-07-2003, 08:49 AM

LOL!!!!

That was great!

Flesh · 06-07-2003, 09:08 AM

rofl, funny

goodness81 · 06-07-2003, 09:49 AM

How 'bout them French!

Gortexfogg · 06-07-2003, 10:42 AM

Good stuff!

cheese · 06-08-2003, 05:45 PM

HAHA!

boggled bologna · 06-08-2003, 07:00 PM

roflmao

crackpot · 06-09-2003, 05:50 AM

Heh heh. That's bloody great.

clifclav · 06-09-2003, 05:53 AM

very clever one. thanks

TwoToTango · 06-09-2003, 05:54 AM

Most amusing. Thanks for posting. I can't
wait to entertain my few remaining friends
with this one.

hawkeye · 06-09-2003, 09:04 PM

That's a new one. Great.

microdot · 06-09-2003, 10:11 PM

a joke i havent heard before. definately a keeper.

jwoody · 06-09-2003, 11:58 PM

New to me, very funny.

also-chaffed · 06-10-2003, 01:00 AM

sorry for the dissent but . . . lacking

love you tho don't think i'm an asshole

MaciasAIII · 06-21-2003, 02:09 PM

love it

Brewmaniac · 06-21-2003, 02:53 PM

Clever, but everyone knows that there's no such thing as a brave French fighter pilot! LOL!

Fuck the French... especially the cute ones!

cj22009 · 06-21-2003, 03:15 PM

Thats great

The_Dude · 06-22-2003, 10:45 AM

hhaha, those french jokes

DarkerFire · 06-22-2003, 12:18 PM

Clever

The Darker Fire Within

betman · 06-22-2003, 12:44 PM

I love to make fun of the Frog. Good joke. Thanks

06-06-2003, 11:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Pierre The Fighter Pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands and says definitely, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!" __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-07-2003, 07:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Golden Olden __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-07-2003, 08:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	LOL!!!! That was great! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-09-2003, 05:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	very clever one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

06-09-2003, 09:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	That's a new one. Great. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

06-07-2003, 06:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	great

06-07-2003, 09:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rofl, funny

06-07-2003, 09:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
goodness81 Upright	How 'bout them French!

06-07-2003, 10:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Good stuff!

06-08-2003, 05:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	HAHA!

06-08-2003, 07:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
boggled bologna Tilted	roflmao

06-09-2003, 05:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Heh heh. That's bloody great.

06-09-2003, 05:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
TwoToTango Psycho	Most amusing. Thanks for posting. I can't wait to entertain my few remaining friends with this one.

06-09-2003, 10:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	a joke i havent heard before. definately a keeper.

06-09-2003, 11:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	New to me, very funny. __________________ .

06-21-2003, 02:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
MaciasAIII Banned Location: 3rd shithole on the left	love it

06-21-2003, 03:15 PM	#19 (permalink)
cj22009 On the edge of control Location: Ga	Thats great

06-22-2003, 10:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	hhaha, those french jokes __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-10-2003, 01:00 AM	#16 (permalink)
also-chaffed Upright	sorry for the dissent but . . . lacking love you tho don't think i'm an asshole __________________ I eat cheese!

06-21-2003, 02:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Clever, but everyone knows that there's no such thing as a brave French fighter pilot! LOL! Fuck the French... especially the cute ones! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-22-2003, 12:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
DarkerFire Upright	Clever The Darker Fire Within

06-22-2003, 12:44 PM	#22 (permalink)
betman Crazy Location: DFW	I love to make fun of the Frog. Good joke. Thanks