09-02-2004, 03:53 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: MD
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A Doctor's Dilemma
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty
all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go." But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality, whispering ... "Dave, you're a veterinarian." |
09-02-2004, 05:23 AM | #3 (permalink) |
I flopped the nutz...
Location: Stratford, CT
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hahahhahahhah, good stuff!
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