cameroncrazy822

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

tekaweni

oh man, those are priceless! thanks!

__________________
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

teflonian

Haha! Those were great. Thanks for posting them.

mikec

hahahhaha, good stuff!!

__________________
Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see, and hear. Since the initial publication of the charted electromagnetic spectrum, humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one millionth of reality

Mantus

Bwahahaha!

CoachAlan

I watched a little of the women's weightlifting competition and found myself constantly chuckling and snickering as the announcers described the women's snatches. Good stuff.

__________________
"If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!"
- Mark Twain

Boo

I liked them!!

__________________
Back button again, I must be getting old.

KellyC

those are great! Got any more?

__________________
Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

stonegrody

Haha...that's what happens when athletes become announcers...

carrot glace

number 9 was the funniest

__________________
"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

SirLance

I almost didn't make it through the rest of the list. Tears are streaming down my face... did he really say that?

__________________
DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

God of Thunder

According to Snopes he didn't, but the list is still funny.

__________________
I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

itch vaccine

hahaha
loved no.9 man!

small one

Every one a gem

orphen

did they really say all that? especially the last one that one had me laughing out loud

TheBrit

Ummm, these weren't said. I have read this many times, most of them before the 2004 olympics.
Two that did happen:
"Steve is going for the pink ball - and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green."
Ted Lowe, BBC

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."
Brian Johnston, BBC

Delvid

Number 9 is a classic.

Dilbert1234567

wow thats great, i wish i had cable to catch some of them.

__________________
Donate Blood!

"Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

ForgottenKnight

Thanks for the great laugh! The last one was the best!

__________________
"People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

Kazic

whether they were real or not they were hilarious.

__________________
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man
affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in
darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening
to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

raven12

lmao i think the last one is the best too.

Gnzo

those are great. I like number that in quote 9, the commentator realized what he/she said.

dun_ask

hahaha oh man i like the last one....puahahah great thx!

Ilow

real of not, they are funny.

__________________
"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris