08-25-2004, 10:21 PM | #1 (permalink) |
lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Tokyo Breakfast.
Okay, this is not safe for work, due to the use of the n word.
Or at least, the japanese mispronunciation of it. You gotta love engrish. That link didnt work. Here's the new one: Tokyo Breakfast (you gotta right click, save as)
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08-26-2004, 08:13 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Arizona
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My manager just showed me this a few days ago. What a great clip!
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09-24-2004, 07:40 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
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Nevada Cop Joke
A farmer in Overton got pulled over by a Nevada State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer feel uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was writing, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer asked, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are you?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a horse's ass?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass." The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them circle flies though." |
09-26-2004, 11:18 AM | #8 (permalink) |
lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Yeah it is, Almo.
I think I'll host it myself, then.
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