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Old 09-02-2004, 03:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Doctor's Dilemma

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty
all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to
reality, whispering ... "Dave, you're a veterinarian."
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Great !!!

Thanks for the laugh...
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
I flopped the nutz...
 
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hahahhahahhah, good stuff!
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HA! I didnt see that one comming
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL-- what was good!
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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good one !)
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought at the end that he would be a Pathologist.
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Old 09-07-2004, 03:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Delvid
I thought at the end that he would be a Pathologist.
That would have been a nice twist.
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Wicked my sense of humour!
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Awesome, thanks!
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