Acetylene

In a small farming community in Arkensas,there was a hot young farmer's daughter. Her father was, of course, very intent on protecting her until she was old enough to marry, but she was the hottest thing in town and the strapping young lads were always after her.

One winter morning the farmer came banging on his neighbor's door. The neighbor asked him what was wrong, and the farmer said, "I woke up this morning to find my daughter's name pissed in the snow in my front yard!"

The neighbor said, "Well that's not too bad, lots of boys piss their crush's name in the snow. It doesn't mean they were up to any mischeif."

The irate farmer yelled, "What, do you think I don't know my daughter's own handwriting?!"

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bullmoose

Since I am among friends, I'll fess up that it took me a minute.
Good one!

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Mantus

Hehe took me a moment to get the "handwriting" part.

steelerz

Wasn't expecting that ending. That was a good one!

Gabbyness

Haha, that is awesome.

Delvid

Little chukle. Thanks.

'47Geezer

That's a damn lie. Who knows an Arkie who can write?

Menoman

I'm so slow I still don't get it

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xeem

Heh Got it at the eNd with the handwriting :P

Acetylene

Menoman, the point was it was the girl who was guiding his penis to write in the snow. Thus, her handwriting...and the outrage of the farmer.

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dun_ask

OHHHHHHHH...

bigbad

LOL I didn't get it either, great when I finally realized it though

RaDiAn

Made me chuckle abit.....ha

Great_White

Made me say "Ohhh" and smile.

t3m3st

lololololol

yeah, took me a minute to pick up on that one.

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Menoman

Ohh I get it now, That's a tough one to get I think, but now that I understand it. It's quite entertaining!

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