phedre

Got this from work a while ago. Puts a new perspective on things.

1) IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

2) IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

3) IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.

4) IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

5) IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

6) IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

7) IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.

8) IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer - no work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

9) IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

10) IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

DEI37

Isn't that the truth. Prisons are far to "nice" these days.

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SirLance

If it weren't for the whole gang rape thing, prison might be pretty good...

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KirStang

Yea big black guys named bubba scare me

Jackebear

After watching OZ for a number of years, I would rather be stuck in a cubicle anyday.

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Acetylene

10) In prison, you might be in solitary confinement.
At work, you have to deal with the fuckers ALL DAY LONG.

11) In prison, you can piss whenever you want to.
At work, your boss tells you when you can piss.

12) In prison, they take you outside to exercise.
At work, you have abandoned all hope of seeing the sun.

And to top it all off, they will send you to prison for free, but you have to BEG for a job!

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xeem

Hahaha, nice add to the list =D

Akira

Prison would be my lazy man dream. Except for the showering. That just scares me.

-=shikamaru=-

lol

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cereo

wow...somebody must of been in the corporate world for too long. haha.
This is a great laugh and true.

Date the Banana

I prefer to think that workplaces are far too "mean" these days.

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Delvid

I'm with SirLance. Back to work for me.

chileno

good one, still thinking about it

Key

ha! not sure whether to laugh or be depressed. last time i felt like this was after watching office space ..