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myMHz 05-13-2003 03:54 AM

The Phone Call
 
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

irateplatypus 05-13-2003 08:18 AM

:-)
 
I like it. Haven't heard that one before

scroungrat 05-13-2003 08:49 AM

wow that was unexpected

pta200 05-13-2003 09:55 AM

hehehe!

clifclav 05-13-2003 11:23 AM

bwwaaaahhhhh. very good one thanks

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:29 PM

Excellent, heard it beforebut still good!


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