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Old 07-28-2004, 05:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bungee jumping

A couple of guys decided to start a Bungee jumping business...
They bought the cherry picker truck ...(for those who dont know tis one of those trucks with a boom and platform on it, sorta like what the electric company uses)...
and the bungee cord and went looking for a place to set up...
well they found out that in Calafornia the license and insurance for this type of business is astronomically expensive..literally $100,000's of dollars..
so they found out that in Mexico they only need to buy the right permits from the locals and they could set up...
they found a small town that was willing to let them set up in the middle of town square...
They finally got it all set up and they decided to try it out them selves first..
so they flipped a coin to see who would go first..
one guy won the toss and got strapped in...
he then jumped and bounced back up and his buddy saw he looked a little messed up...he then went back down...and this time when he came back up he was really messed up...
and broken arm , black eye , bruises all over...
his buddy reached out and caught him and dragged him back on to the cherry picker...
his buddy asked "What happened? Did I get the cord too short?"
the guy replied "No the cord is just fine...But what the hell is a pinata?"
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sorry, but I don't get it... was he beaten ?
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Old 07-29-2004, 09:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
....is off his meds...you were warned.
 
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That was a good one
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Not the best but not bad.
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