mauibum

So i was down at the local nursery when the owner, my dad's friend, who's this animated 70 year old starts telling us some of his jokes. The one i remember best is as follows.

A woman and her friend go outside to enjoy their cigarettes when it starts to rain a little. The first woman suggests they go in on account of their cigarettes . The other woman says not to worry, pulls out a condom cuts a hole in the end and continues smoking her cigarette unfazed. The first woman is amazed, says she's never seen anything like that. The second woman says "they're great. They're called condoms and you can pick them up at any drugstore". So the first woman marches into her local drugstore the next day and asks for some condoms. The man behind the counter asks her if she knows what brand or size she wants. She looks a little befuddled but then responds. I really don't care what brand it is, just as long as it's big enough to cover a camel".



Hope you liked it. There's at least one other condom joke out there i know, and its better than this one, so i hope one of you can post it for some props. If not I'll post it later on. Look forward to seeing what other condom jokes there are out there.

CoachAlan

I posted the exact same joke in a much longer form about two weeks ago. (http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=62170) It's definitely one of my favorites, and it's good to see that it can be told without taking up half a page.

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