worried husband
 

two women go out on a girls night out, walking home they are both dying for a pee so they jump over a wall into a cemetery to relieve themselves. 'Course, there's no toilet paper, so one wipes on her panties and throws them away. The other one tears a ribbon from a bouquet and uses that.
Next day the two husbands are talking. The first says "I'm really worried about my wife, she came home with no panties last night..
The other said "You're worried? Mine came home with a card stuck up her ass!" "It said `from all the guys at the fire station, we'll never forget you'.

hahaha
at first I didn't get the card part but then ... boom got it.

If i were that woman I would have pulled that card out of my ass before fucking my husband. Then again. There's a lot I would do differently... Sucks for her trying to explain that one though