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Old 07-23-2004, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jumper Cables

Guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck.

The bartender says "You can't come in here looking like that."

The guy says "Man, I've had a really bad day. I just need a quick drink."

Bartender says "Well, OK. Just don't try to start something."
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Old 07-23-2004, 01:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Repost, but still funny
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"Men who take up arms against one another in public war do not cease on this account to be moral beings, responsible to one another and to God."
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Old 07-23-2004, 02:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ummm....yeah. Well...good effort man....
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ah...I...see......right...oh..dear!!
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Old 07-23-2004, 04:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I love it. Fucking priceless.
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Old 07-23-2004, 05:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Never heard that one before.. nice
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Old 07-23-2004, 10:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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heh I haven't seen this one
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Old 07-27-2004, 01:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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First time hearing it - small chuckle.
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haha..original
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol stupid jokes always get me for some reason
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