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Addict
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Jumper Cables
Guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says "You can't come in here looking like that." The guy says "Man, I've had a really bad day. I just need a quick drink." Bartender says "Well, OK. Just don't try to start something."
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Future Bureaucrat
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Repost, but still funny
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Lord over all I survey
Location: Northern Michigan
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Never heard that one before.. nice
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Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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heh I haven't seen this one
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