Ice Cream parlor - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

nogoodreason · 07-23-2004, 10:55 AM

A little old man shuffled... slooooowly into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself... slooooooowly... painfully... up onto a stool.
After catching his breath... he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis.

mofonyx · 07-24-2004, 02:33 AM

HAHA!

Kazic · 07-24-2004, 08:12 AM

hahahah thats a good one. didn't see that coming.

PayUp · 07-24-2004, 05:09 PM

Caught me off guard. Thanks

DEI37 · 07-25-2004, 03:16 PM

Funny...talk about a red waitress!

mordret · 07-26-2004, 12:42 AM

ROFL !

Jadedfox · 07-26-2004, 06:58 AM

haha great!

--jaded

Delvid · 07-27-2004, 01:39 PM

Excellent.

07-23-2004, 10:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
nogoodreason Insane Location: in your imagination	Ice Cream parlor A little old man shuffled... slooooowly into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself... slooooooowly... painfully... up onto a stool. After catching his breath... he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis. __________________ I'm not sarcastic. I mean it.

07-24-2004, 08:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	hahahah thats a good one. didn't see that coming. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

07-24-2004, 05:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Caught me off guard. Thanks __________________ Born to Lose.

07-25-2004, 03:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Funny...talk about a red waitress! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-26-2004, 06:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jadedfox Egocentric Location: World of Warcraft	haha great! --jaded __________________ There is no fucking you, there is only me.

07-24-2004, 02:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
mofonyx Banned Location: On a couch before a screen	HAHA!

07-26-2004, 12:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	ROFL !

07-27-2004, 01:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Excellent.