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07-23-2004, 03:14 PM
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My future is coming on
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Family togetherness
A woman walks into her house and hears a buzzing sound, and follows it to her adult daughter's room, where she finds her daughter working herself over with a vibrator. The mother is shocked and starts scolding her daughter.
The daughter says "Ma, I'm 40, I live with my parents, I'm probably never going to get married. This is as close as I'm gonna get to a husband. Now leave me alone." The woman closes the door and stomps off, and tells the whole story to her husband, who says, "Well, you know she's not a spring chicken." "That's not the point," says the mother, rolling her eyes, and they drop it. Next day she comes home to find her husband sitting in the living room, watching football holding the vibrator. "What on earth is WRONG with this family?" she screams. The husband replies, "What, can't a guy watch a game in peace with his son-in-law?"
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07-24-2004, 08:11 AM
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Psycho
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hehe seen this joke still cracks me up.
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