hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A wizened old Irish man walks down to the docks and goes in to his favorite pub. He sits down at a barstool and orders a pint. When the bartender brings him the pint , McGregor says,

"You see this bar, bartender? I built this bar with my own two hands. 20 Feet of solid polished oak. I built this bar, but they don't call me McGregor the Barbuilder."

McGregor swivels on his stool and points out to the docks.

"You see those docks, bartender? 300 feet of tarred pine. I built that dock, but they don't call me McGregor the Dockbuilder."

MCGregor takes a long pull from his pint, slams it down on the bar and says, "But, man, you fuck one goat...."

Dilbert1234567

ew.....

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Cervantes

Repost
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=61125

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Meier_Link

That's a good one.

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Kazic

hahahahah did not see that one coming. thats hilarious.

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Jadedfox

oldie but a goodie!

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