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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 05-11-2003, 06:26 PM

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus on his shoulder. The bartender says "you can't bring that in here!"

The guy says "Why not? He's a pet. Plus I'll bet you a drink he can play any instrument in here."

The bartender says "okay, here's a trombone, I'll bet a drink he can't play it."

The octopus picks it up and starts playing a tune.

The bartender is a little upset and pulls out a clarinet and says, "I bet another drink he can't play this."

The guy says okay and the octopus picks up the clarinet and starts playing away on it.

By now the bartender is really upset. He's had to give the guy 2 free drinks already. Then he remembers he has an old set of bag-pipes in the back. He tells the guy, "I'll bet you one more drink he can't play something else I have," and throws out the bag-pipes.

The octopus takes one look at the set of bagpipes and starts swarming all over it, pulling on the pipes and squeezing the bag. The bartender laughs and says, "I guess I win."

The guy says, "just give him a minute. As soon as he realizes he can't fuck it... he'll play it."

glad

Recoil · 05-11-2003, 06:49 PM

bwahahaha!

nice, havent heard that one before

cchris · 05-11-2003, 06:58 PM

Fantastic joke

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 07:27 PM

Heard it before, but it's a classic.

uber1 · 05-11-2003, 07:48 PM

hahaha, super joke.

zaiaz · 05-12-2003, 04:25 AM

The new and improved revised version?

Zooksport2 · 05-12-2003, 04:29 AM

ha ha . I like that one.....

HunterDevourer · 05-12-2003, 05:31 AM

Secret origins of the bagpipe revealed!

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 05-12-2003, 07:48 PM

The octopus must have made a tremendous noise trying to screw it!!

Glad

KBilly · 05-12-2003, 09:48 PM

good one. haven't heard it before

05-11-2003, 06:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A guy walks into a bar with an octopus... A guy walks into a bar with an octopus on his shoulder. The bartender says "you can't bring that in here!" The guy says "Why not? He's a pet. Plus I'll bet you a drink he can play any instrument in here." The bartender says "okay, here's a trombone, I'll bet a drink he can't play it." The octopus picks it up and starts playing a tune. The bartender is a little upset and pulls out a clarinet and says, "I bet another drink he can't play this." The guy says okay and the octopus picks up the clarinet and starts playing away on it. By now the bartender is really upset. He's had to give the guy 2 free drinks already. Then he remembers he has an old set of bag-pipes in the back. He tells the guy, "I'll bet you one more drink he can't play something else I have," and throws out the bag-pipes. The octopus takes one look at the set of bagpipes and starts swarming all over it, pulling on the pipes and squeezing the bag. The bartender laughs and says, "I guess I win." The guy says, "just give him a minute. As soon as he realizes he can't fuck it... he'll play it." glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

05-11-2003, 06:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Fantastic joke __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-11-2003, 07:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Heard it before, but it's a classic. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 07:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
uber1 Crazy	hahaha, super joke. __________________ tubulartuddles

05-12-2003, 04:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	The new and improved revised version? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-11-2003, 06:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Recoil Tilted	bwahahaha! nice, havent heard that one before

05-12-2003, 04:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	ha ha . I like that one..... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

05-12-2003, 05:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Secret origins of the bagpipe revealed! __________________ Viva La Muerte

05-12-2003, 07:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	The octopus must have made a tremendous noise trying to screw it!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

05-12-2003, 09:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
KBilly Loser Location: Dayton	good one. haven't heard it before