A guy walks into a bar with an octopus...
 

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus on his shoulder. The bartender says "you can't bring that in here!"

The guy says "Why not? He's a pet. Plus I'll bet you a drink he can play any instrument in here."

The bartender says "okay, here's a trombone, I'll bet a drink he can't play it."

The octopus picks it up and starts playing a tune.

The bartender is a little upset and pulls out a clarinet and says, "I bet another drink he can't play this."

The guy says okay and the octopus picks up the clarinet and starts playing away on it.

By now the bartender is really upset. He's had to give the guy 2 free drinks already. Then he remembers he has an old set of bag-pipes in the back. He tells the guy, "I'll bet you one more drink he can't play something else I have," and throws out the bag-pipes.

The octopus takes one look at the set of bagpipes and starts swarming all over it, pulling on the pipes and squeezing the bag. The bartender laughs and says, "I guess I win."

The guy says, "just give him a minute. As soon as he realizes he can't fuck it... he'll play it."


glad

bwahahaha!

nice, havent heard that one before :)

Fantastic joke

Heard it before, but it's a classic.

hahaha, super joke.

The new and improved revised version?

ha ha . I like that one.....

Secret origins of the bagpipe revealed!

The octopus must have made a tremendous noise trying to screw it!!

Glad

good one. haven't heard it before