The Finger
 

Two blonde high school girls are having a phone conversation.



The most terrible thing has happend. Last night my boyfriend was working on his car, and the hood fell down and cut off his finger!

Oh my gawd! Did it cut off his whole finger?

No, thank goodness............... It was the one next to it.

is the fact that i don't get this a testament to my not being blonde, or should i just go dye my hair right now?

Took me a minute to get that one.

Think about it this way, instead of whole, use the word hole.

C'mon guys...even this old fart got it. ;)

Someone mention that they need a whole finger?


......................./´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........'\'...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\


:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a great one to cut+paste into AIM, ICQ, etc...

got it right off the bat. It is a good play on words though.
funny too. :)

Short but very sweet