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Old 07-12-2004, 09:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sociology Experiment

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A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?" She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar stares at them. The guy is completely embarrassed and slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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Old 07-13-2004, 02:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yes! That's just great!
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Old 07-13-2004, 02:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Serves her right
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's great
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Old 07-13-2004, 09:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lmao.
I like that one.
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Old 07-13-2004, 10:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Great response.
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Old 07-13-2004, 12:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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touche... the kind of response we all wish we could think of but never do until after!
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Old 07-13-2004, 09:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahah thats golden. Get burned and toss a better burn right back.
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Old 07-14-2004, 01:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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LoLx! Bwahaha.. nice nice...
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Old 07-14-2004, 03:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Of course, he blew any chance he might have had.
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Old 07-14-2004, 11:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Maybe as a sociolgist, she was impressed by his help in the study. She can learn firsthand what the reaction is like...
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