this joke is better spoken than written, but i'll give it a try
 

once there were two guys with black eyes, real shiners, sitting by eachother on an airplane. They both noticed that each had one, then finally one of them spoke up...

"ok man, this is weird. we both have black eyes and this quite a coincidence. I have to ask you, how did you get yours?"

the other man replied...

"well, its kind of a funny story. when i went up to the counter to buy my plane ticket, the girl behind the counter had a gorgeous rack. instead of saying 'i'd like 2 tickets to Pittsburgh', what slipped out was 'i'd like 2 tickets to TITSburgh'"

so, after telling this story, he naturally asked the first man how he got his black eye. to which he replied.

"well, i guess my story is similar to yours. this morning i meant to ask my wife 'honey, please pass the salt' but what came out was 'BITCH YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!!"'

I'm gonna piss my pants with that one. I love it!

lmao, definately not what you'd expect as his answer :) almost spewed my coke

ok you told the joke all wrong, it was in this months Maxim, it goes

These two guys were talking to each other by the water cooler, the first guy said
"Man I have been making alot of freudian slips lately."
"really, like what" the other guy said.
"Well I was buying a plane ticket to pitsburg and I said 2 pickets to titsburg."
"yeah I know what you mean" the other guy said, " I asked my wife 'honey please pass the salt' and what came out was 'Bitch you ruined my life!'"


It makes more sence when you know what a freudian slip is. plus it is kind of important for the joke to really work

uhh...
 

phyzix525,

I heard this joke a long time ago... and that is how i heard it.

It is a bit silly for you to assume that because its not the version you heard, that it was told wrong.

I like the first version better

I don't get it. What IS a fruediundian slip anyway?

i just swallowed my gum

It cannot be funnier said than written. Great joke

The term fruedian slip comes from the phychiatrist Sigmund Frued (there are no accidents). The term means saying something accidentally because it is on your mind. Having sex on your mind, you say things like titsburg or it a tit bit nipplie in here. When said accidentally it is a fruedian slip, there are no accedents so he said it on purpose making it a freudian slip. That is what makes the second persons line so funny. You can still tell the joke the same way, it just needs the Fruedian slip or it just doesn't work as well.

first was funnier. thanks

GREAT

1st was funniererer cuz most peeps hate freud anyways. HAHAHAHA

Dammit... I can't turn in this invoice with coke spewed all over it... Thanks!

very funny!!

heh, that's quite a slip of the tounge

Love it.

Somewhat beyond Freudian... funny!

thats a good one... it will be retold tomorrow
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hehe...good one :icare:

gives new meaning to the term Freudian slip...very funny though

I have to tell this one at work!

wow that is funny

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing but say your mother...

...er, I meant to say 'another'. Really.

'Another'.

Stop staring at me...

That's really funny. Holy crap. Great joke.

omg the first was that much funnier

i mean ok the first was actually funny, so ill have to say the first was infinitely funnier.

But thats just my opinion.

The whole slip thing wasnt needed as they were talking about why they got punched in the face

LMAO! thats some funny stuff.. I cant imagine telling that one better than writen. I think it would be kind of tough

lol good stuff , #1 was better then #2 since with #2 you gotta think for a joke that wasnt ment for thinking.

i think it would be twice as funny being spoken, but still, good shit man :D

Wow, so thinking is not something you like doing?

...and to think my boss actually told me this one...AT WORK...