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Old 08-06-2004, 11:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Marriage 101

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.

The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear, "she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman.

My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile.

I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."



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Old 08-06-2004, 11:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The truth hurts...
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Amen.
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Owww..... thats painful.
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 08-07-2004, 01:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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R.I.P. Sounds like the poor bastard is in a better place now.
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Old 08-08-2004, 05:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahaha....I will make sure my husband gets a copy, for the next time I give him one of those 'how do I look?" questions
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Old 08-10-2004, 06:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ouch... But really funny.
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