| CoachAlan |
07-12-2004 03:02 AM |
New use for condoms
Two old women are playing cards, when one of them lights up a cigarette, and then takes a condom out of her purse and starts unrolling it.
The second woman asks, "What are you doing with that condom?"
"Oh, it's the latest thing. You put it around your cigarette as a courtesy, so the smoke doesn't bother other people."
"Really? I'll have to try that."
So the next day the woman goes to the drugstore to buy her condoms. She hasn't made a purchase like this in years, and the pharmacist notices she's browsing the store rather timidly. "Can I help you?"
"Well, I need to buy some condoms."
The pharmacist chuckles a little and asks, "OK. What size do you need?"
"Gee, I didn't know they come in sizes."
"Well, different people have different needs," explains the pharmacist.
The woman replies, "I need one that will fit a Camel."
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