mojodragon

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said; "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican guy opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican guy opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The exican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!

sbscout

saw it coming....
but it's still a cute joke!

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tekaweni

i did NOT see that coming... great joke, thanks!

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DEI37

Heard it before...it's a classic! Thanks for the laugh!

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

mingusfingers

Ahaha, thanks.

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Delvid

Old but good.