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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office."

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nogoodreason

Box office. That's hilarious.

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MooseMan3000

Heh. Took me just a second.

jizzmasterp

I love wordplay like that, nice joke.

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DEI37

Now if that's not funny, I don't know what is.

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mofonyx

I dont get it

p0thead

men are usually pilots... hence cockpit
women pilots... box office because a box is also slang for a women's vagina

Kazic

hahahahah
ok thats one hell of a good joke.
thats a new classic.

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PayUp

I wonder what kind of movies that box office has????

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