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An Indian walks up to the clerk in a drugstore and says, “Gimme Condom.”

The clerk responds, “Sure, no problem..which kind do you want?”

The Indian shrugs and asks the difference, to which the clerk replies, “We have three different kinds; we have the 25 cent condom, which is kinda thin, we have the 50 cent condom which is thicker, and then we have the dollar condom which nothing can get through.”

The Indian takes the 25 cent condom and walks out….

The next day, the same Indian walks in with a very angry look on his face.

The clerk goes, “What’s the problem?”

The Indian replies, “Me go mmmm, wife go aahhh, condom go blooey.”

The clerk then says, “Here try the 50 cent condom, see if this works better.”

The Indian walks in the next day, even angrier.

Once again, the clerk asks the problem, to which the Indian replies, “Me go mmmm, wife go aahhh, condom go blooey.”

The clerk looks at him and tells him to try the dollar condom and guarantees him that the condom will not break.

The next day the Indian comes in, dragging one leg, moving very slowly with the worst look of pain on his face.

The clerk, shocked, asked what happened.

The Indian slowly raises his head and says, “Me go mmmm, wife go aahhh, left ball go blooey!”

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tekaweni

hahahahahaha I guess the burst has to go somewhere!

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deportes

very good

Delvid

Ok.