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Blazin · 04-19-2003, 03:29 PM

a friend sent these in an email, here we go!

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Ambassador to New Zealand.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.

Silverbrain · 04-19-2003, 03:43 PM

HAHA!!!

tommy thompson · 04-19-2003, 04:46 PM

Those had to be taken from the official training manual!

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:30 PM

some good ones in there!

04-19-2003, 03:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blazin Upright	haha, iraq jokes a friend sent these in an email, here we go! What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran. Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise program? Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam have in common? They both have Kurds in their way. What is the best Iraqi job? Ambassador to New Zealand. Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off. How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 What is Iraq's national bird? Duck. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air force.

04-19-2003, 03:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	HAHA!!! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-19-2003, 04:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Those had to be taken from the official training manual! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

04-19-2003, 08:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	some good ones in there! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-