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06-19-2004, 11:16 PM
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Darth Mojo
Location: Right behind you...
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slip of the tongue
Jack and Frank are going on a trip. They get to the counter, and the ticket salesperson is a blonde with very nice cleavage showing. Jack gets up to the counter, clears his throat, raises his eyes ten inches or so to look the lady in the eyes, and says "I'd like two pickets to Tittsburg, please."
After they're on the plane, his buddy tries to comfort him. "It's ok, man, it was just a slip of the tongue. Hell, I did it last night. I was talking to my wife, and what I meant to say was 'Honey, you did a wonderful job with dinner. I love you very much'. Unfortunately, it came out as 'You bitch, you ruined my life, I'm leaving you for your sister'." |
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06-20-2004, 08:58 PM
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Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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hahah hilarious.
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06-21-2004, 01:08 PM
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Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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hahaha...ouch, man.
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