slip of the tongue
 

Jack and Frank are going on a trip. They get to the counter, and the ticket salesperson is a blonde with very nice cleavage showing. Jack gets up to the counter, clears his throat, raises his eyes ten inches or so to look the lady in the eyes, and says "I'd like two pickets to Tittsburg, please."

After they're on the plane, his buddy tries to comfort him. "It's ok, man, it was just a slip of the tongue. Hell, I did it last night. I was talking to my wife, and what I meant to say was 'Honey, you did a wonderful job with dinner. I love you very much'. Unfortunately, it came out as 'You bitch, you ruined my life, I'm leaving you for your sister'."

Haha.. that hilarious. A classic, but a good one.
Thanks for the laugh!

hahaha good one

ahahaha. Oh dear.

Wow. I bet she didn't see that one coming.

Bonus points to Frank for getting one last meal out of the bitch before dumping her.

Thanks!

hahah hilarious.

damn

hahaha...ouch, man.

Old but good.

Funny

Good one to start my day. Thanks.

haha...good one...didnt see that coming