Karby

i don't know it this has been posted before, but i didn't find anything in the search. i chuckled a little.
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You're In The Army Now... So Please Remember:

A Purple Heart proves three things:

1) You were smart enough to think of a plan.

2) Stupid enough to try it.

3) Lucky enough to survive.


10 second fuses only last 7 seconds.

Anything you do can get you shot, even doing nothing.

Claymores are labelled "This side toward enemy" for a reason.

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever, ever volunteer to do anything.

If it's stupid but works, it really isn't stupid.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is *not* our friend.

If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.

Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

Teamwork is essential -- it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

The easy way is always mined.


The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
a. When you're not ready for them.

b. When you're ready for them. Either time is inconvenient and
generally a bummer.


The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

When in doubt empty the magazine.


~taken from a website, but i can't remember which one.

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Dilbert1234567

heh

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MooseMan3000

Some of those are reposts, but some are new. Try looking for Murphy's Laws of Combat, or something along those lines.

Enjoyable, nonetheless.

DEI37

I've seen these before, but damn it if it ain't funny. Thanks for the laugh!

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zxello

omfg thats hillarious

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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!

Bamrak

very nice, I like it!

Kazic

funny.

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affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in
darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening
to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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Words of wisdom for a new soldier!

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